Millsy Smallman1 bet that’s set in quotation marks over a black and white of Ghandi as the opening slide in your biz tranz pitch deck. And why not indeed.
Smallman1 Like to start my presentations with The Rolling Stones’ Paint It Black before segueing into “Hi my name’s Ed and I’m going to tell you a little story about how we transform businesses, so buckle up and sit tight, it’s going to be one hellllllll of a journey.”
bosstrabs Millsy Probably even better. Lo-res, illegible cartoon funnies that don’t fit the PowerPoint theme or are lodged clumsily in a Prezi.
Millsy Doubtless a sprinking of dated pop culture references that he forgot to remove. And a highly inappropriate rehash of the Jim’ll Fix It logo replacing the ‘Jim’ with ‘Ed’.
Smallman1 That’s how I end the presentation. By playing the Jim’ll Fix It theme tune, except I dub Ed over the top and point to everyone when the chorus kicks in. “And you and you and you..”
Old-Dutch An upside down pic of Darren in his budgie smugglers on the beach pops up on screen to which Ed retorts “Oh, how did that get in there?”
Jules72 Mate telling me that hardly anyone wearing masks on the buses and tubes today… fucking hell that really fucking upsets me. The useless fuckwits running this country have lost control
bosstrabs Jules72 Went to Barclays on Friday, the staff were great (it was one in, one out, maximum three) but no cunt was distancing in the queue outside. I had to turn round and tell some cunt to distance because whenever I moved forward he followed right behind me, cunt. Only three in the queue of 12 I joined were wearing masks - I was one.
Jules72 Will take a nasty 2nd wave (Not a case of if but when) for people to learn.. or hefty fines… they should take a leaf out of Switzerland’s book - they fine people a percentage of their income for speeding. Think most people would support a hard line.
bosstrabs Smallman1 I have online banking with ICBC and Barclays. If you saw what was involved, you’d realise transferring cash out of China it’s just easier to pull it all out of an ATM with the ICBC and bang it back in a paying-in machine in Barclays.
Smallman1 bosstrabs I have online banking with ICBC and Barclays. If you saw what was involved, you’d realise transferring cash out of China it’s just easier to pull it all out of an ATM with the ICBC and bang it back in a paying-in machine in Barclays. Cheers Dave.
