The General Covid19 Thread

C_J

alistair bit of respect Ali. It’s “wee Niccy”

alistair

C_J wee Jimmy Crankie mate

Smallman1

Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown.

Can’t be going up to a 32inch waist.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Just hope I’ll still be able to run during the incoming lockdown.

Can’t be going up to a 32inch waist.

Why not just set up a club in your front room for burning off the calories?

Loads of djs are doing online sets nowadays.

The Hacienda Classics ones seem to be all the rage, but I don’t see the point in Graeme Park plinky plonky piano house if there are no gyaldem around to suave.

Millsy

Lol @ gyaldem

mono-stereo

hugopal What’s the alternative to locking down?

alistair

mono-stereo policing and if necessary criminalising the existing restrictions? It’s just cosmetic tougher messaging

Jules72

Most effective measure the U.K. government could implement right now is cracking down on flouters hard…85% of people would support them and it would work… but no, Boris wants to be popular… wanker

alistair

Tune in at 8 tonight for the latest instalment of Alas Alas

FabiParas

alistair You’ve missed a couple of Alas’ off there.

Football Season to be suspended due to Kyle Walker Super Spreader.

mono-stereo

alistair Policing? Yeah, good luck with that.

FabiParas

C_J If the cause of being hit by a Bus was Covid (you were sneezing, wheezing, discombobulated) then yes. You wouldn’t have an autopsy if you got hit by a bus. The cause of death would be an RTA.

C_J

FabiParas but the deaths are clearly defined as “deaths within 28 days of a positive Covid test”

So I think you would still be included, RTA or not.

Smallman1

The Football Season won’t be suspended.

As always, you heard it here first.

FabiParas

If you get hit by a bus, the death is recorded as “death by bus” if you die in hospital from any other ailment and had a C19 test during that time in hospital or leading up to it. i.e. you had a pre-existing condition [Which I don’t think “the aversion to buses” is one] which was being treated at the time, its pretty certain that C19 had a hand in your passing.

C_J

FabiParas Dan, with respect, you are wrong about this and clearly have no idea what you’re talking about mate.

Smallman1

This is fascinating lads.

zackster

Smallman1 think it is safe to say we will
not be ledging it at Sasha and John this July. 😢

FabiParas

Thread of the Year, Smalls. You’d only dream of having this “banter” in your locker.

Smallman1

zackster think it is safe to say we will
not be ledging it at Sasha and John this July. 😢

We’ll be there brother, keep the faith.

Covid will be a distant memory by the end of March!

Jules72

Taiwan just had its first covid case for 253 days… 253!!!!! Johnson you idiot

alistair

Jules72 completely different culture/level of pandemic preparedness.

bosstrabs

Yeah but Jules, Taiwan doesn’t have a dense population… wait… it’s an island so of course they can keep COVID at bay… no, hang on… it’s not got a cold, wet winter like us.

zackster

Smallman1 We’ll be there brother

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