Phil-McRackin Along_the_Wire fucking lol. It’s all a ploy to get IH back into his life and win her over
Mad_Cyril Smallman1 There is something else I should add, the lovely I’m heading out with is absolutely gorgeous, a genuine knock out. With massive sausage-fingers
Smallman1 seanc80 If she hears the signature '‘click and inhale’ sound she should run for her life Lol!
bosstrabs Mad_Cyril Inclusive of name screen printed on the back? Why don’t you get yourself a BERKonaire BERK’s Club BERKlava MC?
Smallman1 bosstrabs Why don’t you get yourself a BERKonaire BERK’s Club BERKlava MC? This did made make me laugh!
bosstrabs Mad_Cyril Too busy ledging the bants and listening to saccharine sweet trance Dave How come you’re still living in Flixton? I thought you’d have moved to BERKnage by now.
seanc80 Millsy When this absolutely gorgeous/crackerjacker/peach/melba/sweet like chocolate boy etc etc doris closes her eyes, the noise is not dissimilar to that of the night vision goggles in Silence Of The Lambs [