seanc80 bosstrabs Did you search anxiously around the barbers for somewhere/anywhere to ditch the short and then come to the realisation that you simply have no alternative but to drink it? The horror!!
Millsy seanc80 lol. Held it in his mouth until safely out of view before spitting it into a drain, eyes streaming.
alistair Jules72 know a couple of lads from work travelling up from London to that. Hot Chip are playing as well right?
bosstrabs Millsy Pretty much. Shots of knock-off Chivas at 11am while Gok Wan fucks around with what should be a 10-minute hair cut. Wankers.
Millsy bosstrabs bit of a strange carry on all round actually. I must insist my barber set me up a tot of single malt now I know this is a ‘thing’
zackster bosstrabs Interestingly, the hipster Shanghai barbers I had the cut in brought me a shot of whiskey This explains why you were following me from thread to thread spazzing out like Flares.
bosstrabs Fellas, when you’ve done three weeks’ worth of aggressively administered Chinese nasal swabs, talk to me about your cojones.
Mad_Cyril Jules72 Understand that brother, plenty of dodgy cabs knocking about too. It’s not the safest walk, some fruity salfordian suburbs to navigate.
Jules72 Mad_Cyril haha…. When I went to Stone Roses there a few years ago, my dad was ruffled by a prostitute trying to get into his car 😆
Mad_Cyril Smallman1 Private hire has been banned up here since Peter Sutcliffe reigned supreme Eddie. Keeps the corpses off the streets