The General Covid19 Thread

bosstrabs

Ian is going full slawsy during this lockdown, isn’t he? Poor lad not taking recent events as well as some others have been able to…

I thought Dermo was back for a minute then

Hursty

bosstrabs Seems like they there is some sort of North / South bias going on in the media….hmmm.

Along_the_Wire

bosstrabs Southwark has 73 cases per 100,000 and Liverpool has 600-odd - that photo doesn’t look nearly as bad as the one from Liverpool, does it?

It’s coming to the south without a doubt, hopefully lessons learnt from what happened in Liverpool when it does.

My anti-Liverpool comment yesterday was football-based for the record. I completely agree that there are thickets fucking everywhere.

bosstrabs

Along_the_Wire Have you seen the video attached to that cricket match?

It’s just drunken street yobs.

Smallman1

A lol for Ian Brown and Sir Tier Stazi.

Along_the_Wire

bosstrabs The video won’t work on my phone - it’s coming for those thickets too, Dave.

London in tier 2 lockdown just announced to the surprise of no-one.

DPM

Interesting article here - https://principia-scientific.com/scoop-govt-scientist-exposes-covid19-hospital-beds-scam/

Pity the scientist isn’t named. Cannot insert pic or link for some reason.

Looks like more data manipulation shenanigans for Hancock, Vallance and Whitty to employ to scare people to death. I have zero trust in anything that comes out of their mouths.

Smallman1

Does tier 2 prevent me from going to see a friend in Reigate on Saturday?

Homegrove

Smallman1 Yes.

Old-Dutch

It doesen’t prevent you from visiting Reggate, Ed

Smallman1

Lol, cheers Dutchy!

bosstrabs

Smallman wants to meet his mate, Reggie Yates at the Yates’ in Reggate.

Millsy

Lol

bosstrabs

Forget about that Homegrove, no one cares.

Smallman, I just looked up the trains for you and most trains from London Bridge to Reggate actually require a change at Reghill, which makes it even funnier.

Smallman1

Tell me it goes via Bantstead and we’ve got this all sewn up.

Millsy

Lol. You just know it’s nailed on Ed won’t check the return journey timetable and will have to change at Reghill. He’ll depart the train and then realise hes missed the last train to London Brege. He’ll literally be having a Reg in Reghill. The kindly station master, coincidently called Reg, will offer our hero a cup of bovril and a warm office to sleep in overnight. They will make love and will time each desperate thrust to the noise of passing nightime freight. In the morning Reg will be gone leaving just a note ‘it was great you had a reg in Reghill, love Reg’. Ed will ask another member of station staff when Reg is back on shift. And they will tell him no one called Reg has ever worked for South Western or any of its subsidiaries. This will add another Reg to the reg list for Ed’s trip to Reghill.

SM001

Millsy 🤣 🤣 🤣

mono-stereo

Millsy 😅

303abuser

Millsy this is a work of art 🤣

-si-

It’ll be like an episode of an idiot abroad, without the jokes. Or the foreign travel, for once.

seanc80

-si- lolz a plenty in here today

bosstrabs

Even Si getting in on the action and generating a rare 2-loller.

Christian

nottingham currently has over 892 cases per 100,000 however no mention on moving them into tier 3. they are way higher than liverpool and manchester but somehow keep being missed

Kumquat

Christian Mostly students in halls which is why they aren’t concerned about the numbers.

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