The General Covid19 Thread

Millsy

Lol. clipart for the funnies?

bosstrabs

Millsy Probably even better. Lo-res, illegible cartoon funnies that don’t fit the PowerPoint theme or are lodged clumsily in a Prezi.

Millsy

Doubtless a sprinking of dated pop culture references that he forgot to remove. And a highly inappropriate rehash of the Jim’ll Fix It logo replacing the ‘Jim’ with ‘Ed’.

Smallman1

That’s how I end the presentation.

By playing the Jim’ll Fix It theme tune, except I dub Ed over the top and point to everyone when the chorus kicks in.

“And you and you and you..”

Millsy

Smallman1 lol!

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 LOL

Smallman1

I then leave the room and start working out the commission.

-si-

Haha. A rare but thoroughly deserved lol for ed.

Old-Dutch

An upside down pic of Darren in his budgie smugglers on the beach pops up on screen to which Ed retorts “Oh, how did that get in there?”

Millsy

Old-Dutch lol

Smallman1

Dutchy denying me a 4 lol’er, getting revenge for the previous board!

Old-Dutch

Haha sorry mate

Jules72

Mate telling me that hardly anyone wearing masks on the buses and tubes today… fucking hell that really fucking upsets me. The useless fuckwits running this country have lost control

bosstrabs

Jules72 Went to Barclays on Friday, the staff were great (it was one in, one out, maximum three) but no cunt was distancing in the queue outside. I had to turn round and tell some cunt to distance because whenever I moved forward he followed right behind me, cunt. Only three in the queue of 12 I joined were wearing masks - I was one.

Jules72

Will take a nasty 2nd wave (Not a case of if but when) for people to learn.. or hefty fines… they should take a leaf out of Switzerland’s book - they fine people a percentage of their income for speeding. Think most people would support a hard line.

Smallman1

There’s a thing called online banking Dave.

Get involved chief.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 I have online banking with ICBC and Barclays.

If you saw what was involved, you’d realise transferring cash out of China it’s just easier to pull it all out of an ATM with the ICBC and bang it back in a paying-in machine in Barclays.

C_J

Thought you were an analogue man in a digital world Eddie.

Consistency, thats all we want.

Smallman1

bosstrabs I have online banking with ICBC and Barclays.

If you saw what was involved, you’d realise transferring cash out of China it’s just easier to pull it all out of an ATM with the ICBC and bang it back in a paying-in machine in Barclays.

Cheers Dave.

Along_the_Wire

I was cycling across Hammersmith at waking pace (saving my cleats) and some cunt walking behind me came up really close to me and I asked them to stay back - they argued and I said it was the rules and they then moaned about me breaking the rules and cycling - I told her to fuck off as her actions were far more likely to kill someone than mine. She mithered me next from two metres away for the next two or three minutes despite being told to fuck off in a casual fashion every now and again.

IndustryStandard

There are some selfish twats out there. Can’t people just stick to the distancing , no matter what their views are? It’s no a debate. Just do it FFS. Plus the Govt needs to be specific on masks , for example on buses/trains/tube. Plus shops . Anywhere indoors without decent ventilation imo.

My work is pushing me to return to the US soon. An 8 hour flight isn’t going to be too much fun. A Petri dish with wings on it…. 😕

bosstrabs

IndustryStandard Same for me in China. Still, a good excuse to insist on Business/First.

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