I had pneumonia when I was 23. Hospital for 5 days. Nasty business. The cause? A long weekend on everything which lead to a pulmonary embolism then pneumonia when I was at a weak point. I nearly karked it too. The discharge notes said embolism which lead to pneumonia caused by excess alcohol and recreational drugs. My old dears face when she read it when she collected me was a picture. The disappointment! I was smoking a bong out of my flat window the next day 👍💪
Reminds me of the old joke ’What’s blue and fucks old people?'
Pneumonia?
No, Harold Shipman in his blue suit.