If travelling round the world during a global pandemic is a crime, then lock me up and throw away the key!
Edward Smallman, famous for three things: 1. Broccoli, 2. Kitchen Sinking, 3. Never returning to the north because everyone he meets rightly would like to give him a shoeing
You forgot top top BANTS Dave.
Went out on a date with a Scouser last night, she was hanging on my every word.
Don’t think she’d ever met anyone like me before, good looking, fascinating company and properly funny.
It’s a hell of a mix that!
Smallman1 what kinda trabs was she rocking?
Smallman1 bet you couldn’t believe your luck
She was just listening agog because she’d never met such a 7/10 Incel Tory cunt before.
Get a room you two lol.
Hursty
I really gotta appreciate Dave’s commitment to the rib and Ed’s good-naturedness. Good bants all around.
zackster Should have been easy to identify as the label would still be attached.
zackster what kinda trabs was she rocking?
Was wearing boots.
DOUBLE nawty.
bosstrabs Fancy removing some fences round tooting Dave?
Mad_Cyril Fancy removing some fences round tooting Dave?
MC’s second LOL!
Ed Smallman, the kind of scheming shitehawk who says he’s in BizDev but is probably just an annoyingly cloying upbeat hanger-on to a load of Chiswick rugby boys who tries to sell them insurance while acting as an occasional spunk receptacle.
Ed Smallman’s take on BizDev = wearing tighter hotpants to attract more clients
Biz Dev + Biz Trans = Absolute winner!
Smallman1 is this a new one or was this a second date?
Ed Smallman, just a kind of hoity-toity spasticated millennial whose first world ‘problems’ extend to finding the best venue to tip eccies down his overextended gullet of a particular weekend.
Ed Smallman, the Seb Fontaine of message boards, just bumbling around eating needlessly and putting everyone to sleep. Also supports ‘Chels’ and has bad clothes. Which he pisses all over.
bosstrabs
The what DJ matches to what board member would make for a tremendous thread sans the tremendous part.
zackster is this a new one or was this a second date?
New one.
I could see her thinking ‘he really is quite something’ all night.
Died and gone to heaven.
