The General Covid19 Thread

Smallman1

Have to say I had a fantastic evening at my sisters.

A brilliant socially distanced night.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Indoors?

zackster

Ed has a very loose definition of “socially distanced”

Smallman1

6ft between each person!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 That’s because the Smallman family all have the same neck, so you need 6ft between people just in case someone cranes forward.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Indoors?

C_J

Along_the_Wire Some cunt at work ignored a lot of rules during the first lockdown and then didn’t give a fuck about it when it was lifted. She got covid and survived, but not before she killed her mother in law.

I take your point. Just because she got a win-win out of it doesn’t mean everyone will. She probably got furloughed as well the jammy cunt!

alistair

Along_the_Wire cue the inevitable mother in law jokes

C_J

Along_the_Wire She got covid and survived

🤣🤣

Smallman1

How do you know that it was her that killer her mother in law?

She could have got it anywhere.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 How do you know that it was her that killer her mother in law?

She could have got it anywhere.

Listen Djorkaeff neck, it still doesn’t give you the right to go rampaging round the Tier 4 countryside, attending whatever social event you choose.

C_J

And how do you know that’s what killer her, given 99.9% of people who catch it don’t die unless you’re a) over eighty b) have poor health and c) are odds on to croak it any day now, Covid or no Covid

jonattonyeah

C_J

Just because you don’t croak doesn’t make it all peaches and cream. I have permanent pulmonary fibrosis from my stint with the little bastard. There go my Mount Everest plans out the window. I might have mental issues too but I don’t think anyone would be able to tell.

C_J

jonattonyeah if that’s true, and it’s definitely the ’rona what caused it - and I have no reason to doubt you beyond than the natural base level of scepticism attendant in all discussions on the internet between two people who have never met “IRL” - then that is, clearly, no laughing matter.

Smallman1

Would you hit the roof if I told you my best friend was en route for a few beers and Chelsea v West Ham cos he’s going to be here in about 10 minutes?!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Would you hit the roof if I told you my best friend was en route for a few beers and Chelsea v West Ham cos he’s going to be here in about 10 minutes?!

Think you should probably sort him a log in and we’ll quadruple the bants factor on here.

Smallman1

He’s a sensitive soul tbf, wouldn’t last 5 minutes on here.

Millsy

Smallman1 the razzle dazzler?

jonattonyeah

C_J

Never been a smoker and never had issues before. The reason I got tested initially was breathing problems; specifically taking deep breaths. Just didn’t feel right and given my work though it best to get tested. Came back positive and the issues have persisted ever since. Had a CXR done a few months back and they found scar tissue. Can it be perfectly pinpointed to COVID? Not at this juncture but Occam’s Razor says it’s likely a COVID-specific issue.

zackster

I am taking great joy in watching England out America America. It’s the best.

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