The General Covid19 Thread

Smallman1

FabiParas I’ve just seen the list of businesses that can stay open during Lockdown 3 in the UK?

Can you share Dan?

I’m absolutely chocking for a pint in a boozer.

FabiParas

If you can grab a beer at builders merchants or a garden centre you’ll be quids in. Otherwise, get yourself down Threashers mate.

zackster

Millsy As long as I can to to a nail bar I’m gravy.

LOL! enough with the Paulie attempts. You are Tony. It is JC cannon.

Jules72

Heard today of a covid case where the person caught it despite their only outing/contact being going to the shops… fark - bolt the doors and hide in the cellar!

IndustryStandard

Jules72 My Mrs is a contact tracer. She is hearing this more and more. She’s a pretty good judge of character and during the first wave knew most were bullshitting/dimbos saying they didn’t know how they caught it when in fact they were going to pubs/eateries/plague raving

Now the tone is completely different. One woman only went out to go to Waitrose…….Waitrose! No one gest COVID in Waitrose FFS…..

UK is hitting it out the park with the stats each day . Is everyone just walking around licking each other?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2021/jan/05/covid-uk-coronavirus-live-news-updates-lockdown-boris-johnson?page=with:block-5ff4836f8f08eeb0b2e00ad3#block-5ff4836f8f08eeb0b2e00ad3

bosstrabs

Millsy As long as I can to to a nail bar I’m gravy.

Fabulous is a full time job.

Millsy’s so 2000s with this.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/10/nail-salons-exploit-workers-stay-profitable-theyve-lost-my-business

Jules72

Chinese city of 10m odd had a total of 18 cumulative covid cases last week.. so they start mass testing… all 10m people.. and because they don’t believe in PCR tests (yet apparently our muppets believe in lateral flow tests) they’re having a second round of testing this week. That’s how you do it.. fucks sake - so frustrating hearing stuff like this.

Smallman1

Now that’s what you call testing!

alistair

Smallman1 fancy emigrating?

zackster

I don’t want to emigrate but I do welcome the Chinese take over of my country. I am sorry, but it can’t be any more oppressive than the sweet freedom I currently enjoy. I will gladly give up my ability to talk shit about the supreme leader if it means I am healthy and taken care of.

Millsy

My Mrs is doing the test booking calls. Chancers like Ed ringing up to book a test so they can go to Dubai etc. We are literally doomed.

zackster

Millsy Chancers like Ed ringing up to book a test so they can go to Dubai etc.

What is it with Dubai atm? Between djs, thirst posters, and dick friends I see at least one person there a week. Looks like no masks to restrictions either.

FabiParas

Its another life, Millsy. Literally, fuck everybody else so longs I get to go to on holiday.

Jules72

zackster bottom of the travel bucket list unless you like shopping in the desert. When there are so many amazing places in the world, why the fck would anyone go to Dubai?

Millsy

zackster dunno mate. Basically a shopping mall in the desert where you can’t get spangle dangled or off your pickle. Plus there’s no bacon or black pud on the belly buster menu. And the locals have zero bantz.

IndustryStandard

My Mrs just spoke to some dimtard with COVID who had just got back from MnS buying underpants for her old man…..

Lock the doors indeed

zackster

Jules72 yeah I get that but is there something specific that has people going there right now? It sure seems like it.

Jules72

zackster place with sun that’s relatively easy to get to for Europeans

Dan

zackster Not sure, but Jedward ain’t happy about it on twitter.

Proper fumin, babes.

Dubman

Super clean,very modern. Russia hookers.

mono-stereo

Dubman Dubman’s Tripadvisor review of Auschwitz there.

Jules72

And they’re letting in Brits?

Dubman

Wouldn’t want to get caught carrying or doing any candy over there either.

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