Im probably displaying a wide slice of ignorance here Edward and apologies if i may come across slightly out of touch, but I genuinely couldn’t imagine going to a park for a date (a first date at that) with a bird and having a little chat or whatever like a fucking johnagod. Never mind the added dimension of awkwardness that social distancing brings.
If I may say, it sounds like you are both possibly being monitored like on The Undateables?
Why are either of you bothering may i ask?
