A rootin’ in a Tooting in the Ranchero Retardo
Smallman1 There is something else I should add, the lovely I’m heading out with is absolutely gorgeous, a genuine knock out.
With massive sausage-fingers
Mad_Cyril With massive sausage-fingers
More like BERKnard Matthews Golden Drummers
seanc80 If she hears the signature '‘click and inhale’ sound she should run for her life
Lol!
seanc80 LOL
Along_the_Wire Sutty never used a Balaclava, always backed himself to deliver
Mad_Cyril Balaclava
Billionaire Boys Club are banging them out for £99
Along_the_Wire Inclusive of name screen printed on the back?
Mad_Cyril Inclusive of name screen printed on the back?
Why don’t you get yourself a BERKonaire BERK’s Club BERKlava MC?
bosstrabs Why don’t you get yourself a BERKonaire BERK’s Club BERKlava MC?
This did made make me laugh!
Too busy ledging the bants and listening to saccharine sweet trance Dave
Mad_Cyril Too busy ledging the bants and listening to saccharine sweet trance Dave
How come you’re still living in Flixton? I thought you’d have moved to BERKnage by now.
bosstrabs He’s living it up in Hale BERKS with rich and famous now.
bosstrabs Would you like the lowdown on my property portfolio?
Along_the_Wire
Lol
seanc80 😆 having to stop every 5 minutes mid-stroll for a click n inhale. Sexy bastard
Millsy When this absolutely gorgeous/crackerjacker/peach/melba/sweet like chocolate boy etc etc doris closes her eyes, the noise is not dissimilar to that of the night vision goggles in Silence Of The Lambs
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Lol. Was thinking more like Mickey in The Goonies , but that’s better
I always thought of Ed as a more of a Glenn Close type.
jonattonyeah Thought that was Si’s missus, Liz McDonald, for a minute
bosstrabs
Obligatory.
jonattonyeah Tune