The General Covid19 Thread

Smallman1

In trying to find out who downvoted me, I accidentally downvoted myself.

Reg.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 LOL

Millsy

😆

benson

Dubman I had a bit of a to do on Tuesday night and ended up doing CPR in one of my neighbours houses. Paramedics / air ambulance and police. About 6 of us in a bedroom at one point. No other way to say it other than the police were amazing. If this is the kind of stuff they have to go to, along with splitting up domestics and the absolute dregs of society spitting in their face, they deserve the vaccine as much as anyone else.

Dubman

benson
That’s sounds awful mate. I hope you’re neighbor survived the incident and everyone is ok. The police and other services do encounter problems on a daily basis. I even hear about bus drivers getting abused from customers who refuse to wear a face mask on the bus.

Dubman

benson
I’ve just re-read my post and I wrote “do” instead of “don’t” by mistake. I’ve edited not. Hope I didn’t cause any offence.

jonattonyeah

I’m allergic to penicillin and I still got the Pfizer. Had my second jab this past Tuesday. Same issues as the first but not as long-lasting. Was good within a few hours.

Mad_Cyril

jonattonyeah I’m allergic to penicillin

Same, no idea what the reaction is though!

Good to hear the effects are less for you this time round 👍

Had the AZ, shot 1, today.

Feel a bit crappy now, chills and slight muscle aches, nothing different to Flu jab. Will use as an excuse for an early night.

More importantly, the ‘little fella’ hasn’t fallen off, or changed in size. Was hoping for a bit of growth down there but so far nothing 🤷‍♂️

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril Same, no idea what the reaction is though!

Good to hear the effects are less for you this time round 👍

Had the AZ, shot 1, today.

Feel a bit crappy now, chills and slight muscle aches, nothing different to Flu jab. Will use as an excuse for an early night.

More importantly, the ‘little fella’ hasn’t fallen off, or changed in size. Was hoping for a bit of growth down there but so far nothing 🤷‍♂️

Get well soon MC, you’ll be back ledging the bants in no time

LT42

It beggars belief that there was scum booking dental appointments in Tenerife so they could flash confirmation emails to cops for essential travel when flying out on jollies. Ratted out by the dentist who couldn’t explain why 100 appointments had been missed by Irish clients. Emergency laws should’ve been drawn up for these people and examples made of the lot of em.

Hursty

LT42 Nothing surprises me anymore, if there is a loophole people will exploit it unfortunately.

On a related note, this lockdown is severely fucking kids up badly, luckily they are ‘‘resilient’ apparently but I’m not sure how true that is. We are struggling with behaviour but you can’t blame them, nothing is normal or right. It’s been especially difficult with the cold weather and maximising outdoor time, seeing friends where possible. The amount of social interaction they are used to vs what we have know is severely diminished and zoom doesn’t work for kids.

All I can say is they better open schools ASAP and allow kids to play with each other again.

Millsy

LT42 really? Cheeky bastards!

Along_the_Wire

LT42 Fucking cunts.

Do they have dentists on Maldivian islands?

hugopal

Hursty On a related note, this lockdown is severely fucking kids up badly, luckily they are ‘‘resilient’ apparently but I’m not sure how true that is.

On a related note, a recent study in China has demonstrated that lockdowns have led to a significant increase in near-sightedness in children, especially those aged 6-8, to the extent that the proportion of 6 year-olds with myopia trebled after lockdown:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/health/quarantine-myopia-study-examines-near-sightedness-among-children-1.5267900

alistair

Hursty It will fall on deaf ears. Kids are collateral damage in the fight for 0 covid. There is no acceptable level of risk mate.

Hursty

https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/02/china-refused-to-hand-over-key-data-to-who-team-probing-pandemics-origin/

If Covid-19 is highly unlikely to have originated in a lab, why are China blocking access to the early data samples? It would most likely put the story to bed if it could be proved.

The truth will never come out now, but I quite like the bat theory so am sticking with that as we all know the Chinese eating habits are atrocious.

Smallman1

Tenerife here I come!

bosstrabs

BORDER GUARD: What’s the purpose of your trip?
SMALLMAN: Neck shortening procedure, only available in Tenerife.
BORDER GUARD: On you go son, you need it.

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs Neck shortening procedure

LOL

The giraffe.

bosstrabs

BORDER GUARD: don’t trip over your laces!

Smallman1

BORDER GUARD: What’s the purpose of your trip?
SMALLMAN: Ledging the bants.
BORDER GUARD: Christ we’ve missed you.

Old-Dutch

On the way home:

SMALLMAN: Remember when I told you the purpose of my trip was ledging the bants?

I lied

Smallman1

Old-Dutch On the way home:

SMALLMAN: Remember when I told you the purpose of my trip was ledging the bants?

I lied

Ha!

Love it!

bosstrabs

It was a socially distanced date on the beach with an African migrant.

Smallman1

bosstrabs It was a socially distanced date on the beach with an African migrant.

D for Downvoted!

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