Sours do my head in whenever I’m behind the bar. God damn egg whites are a right pain. They do look really nice, ’though, and taste quite good, if a bit sweet (not a sweets or cocktail guy myself). Mojitos can fuck off, too. Damn things spread like wildfire. As soon as one person see’s we have mint, everybody wants one like we’re in fucking Havana. Speaking of, I watched Miami Vice the other day. The Michael Bay movie one. That film is bananas.
