Hugo why are you sparing us your review of this hallowed venue? Scared of losing face to secret Berghain users on the big JC forum?

    mono-stereo I can’t remember who was on downstairs, essentially it was a live set of drone music.

    That would have been Zackster.

      mono-stereo if you know the date of when you went you can probably find the lineup pretty easily online still and post it up here. It just seems very surprising and uncommon that a live set in the main room would last for much longer than around an hour during a Klubnacht, particularly if it was only “drone music”.

        seanc80 A mate of mine was over a while back and the first thing he saw was a really fat man on a '‘love swing’ kind of thing, with a rucksack on his back with all his clothes in it.

        Had a friend who went a fair few years back now. Said he took a look about, wandered into a room full of blokes going at it, apparently the stench of shite was worse than the visual horror. Said he promptly made his way back to the main dance floor and stayed there for the rest of the night.

          hugopal did you really go to Matrix, or are you just on a fishing expedition?

          We did go to The Matrix after getting turned away from Berghain.

          I pulled a Caribbean bird, which has to be better than mingling with sex pests with padlocks on their genitals.

              hugopal It was full of Teutonic flange which was great to look at.

              I pulled a slightly dumpy Caribbean bird who nevertheless has great tits and a huge arse.

              Hope this clarifies matters.

                Double-bagger by the sounds of things Dave. Please provide us with a full setlist/timings so that Hugo can adjudicate on how banging your banging was.

                  mono-stereo Pretty sure a highly progressive and muscular mix of something off Britney’s ‘In The Zone’ was playing as I macked on the Caribbean.

                    Love it, a club full of absolute knock outs and Dave ends up with a swamp donkey from Tobago.

                    Ed, leave it, her name was Winston and she had a great tits.

                    That’s actually true, he was an aviculturist from Port of Spain.

                    Funny how Ed’s bant game seems to improve around awards season. Deliberately lowers expectations throughout the year and saves his best for December imo.

                    still shite though obvs.

                    Ed’s bant game only seems decent because everyone’s stuck at home watching repeats of QI and listening to family bants, instead of down the pub.

                    When it comes to bants no one does it like OLB!

                    OLB will be up at 6 again tomorrow, smashing quick wins, bagging low hanging fruit and most of all… ledging those bants

                    A lie in tomorrow for me Dave.

                    Even the best need a rest.