âHi Daddy!!
Itâs me, Edward, your favouritest son in the whole wide world!
Please please pleeeeaaassssee can I have tickets to see Oasis. Theyâre the band who you said, âlook like the ruffians who used to beat me up at schoolâ. I weally weally want to see them.
Thank you Daddy
Kisses
Eddie xxxx