Smallman1 Real men drink Italian orange based gin.
…topped-up with a refreshing cranberry and thyme tonic maybe? LOTS of crushed ice, a leel tweest of orange peel, a sprig of mint, and maybe ooh.. drop a couple of candied kumquats in there!?? One of those big daft balloon glasses an you’re ready to rock!
Now smash the lot in the barman’s face and DEMAND A DRINK THAT DOESN’T TASTE OF EAU DE TOILETTE FFS.