Dry January
Smallman1 Really living the dream Dave.
You know what Smalls? Despite the persistent threat of COVID and the hope it doesn’t afflict my loved ones, I’ve actually quite enjoyed the ‘downtime’ this year.
I’ve realised one can feel quite contented just staying in, reading books, watching movies, having the odd beer (and Doner delivery) at home.
I don’t feel particularly hard-done-by although I feel sorry for more extroverted types who cannot live without constant company and activity.
This is Dave Mentalwellness signing off.
A brilliant post that Dave.
And ledging the bants.
A life ledging the bants is a life well lived.
No, not the Dalai Lama, Edward Oliver Smallman.
AKA OLB.
LOLB
Yes Dave, yes!
Delusional bantasists
Post of the year, Dave.
Has Dave replaced BF as Smallsy’s fluffer? No judgement and lovely to see either way.
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Welcome to put your preferred pronouns in your signature Dave
jonattonyeah Post of the year, Dave.
It’s the Doner delivery that did it isn’t it?
I mean who in their right mind would have a Doner kebab delivered?
Me, that’s who. NEW FUCKING PARADIGM.
BF.
Gone but not forgotten.
He’s still on the TT WhatsApp group tbf!
Dave’s culinary rep in tatters.
When the Panny D has fucked off, OLB and me will be going to his favourite crap Chinese ‘North China’, where we will get the beers in and I will stun them out with some perfectly-delivered off-menu ordering in perfect Mandarin delivered in a crisp, rhotic Beijing accent.
Then it will be lacing up the boss trabs and heading down to a club of OLB’s choosing where bants will be ledged, treacles suaved and kitchen sinks lobbed.
Crazy times ahead, hold tight for feedback.