Has Dave replaced BF as Smallsy’s fluffer? No judgement and lovely to see either way.
Dry January
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Welcome to put your preferred pronouns in your signature Dave 
jonattonyeah Post of the year, Dave.
It’s the Doner delivery that did it isn’t it?
I mean who in their right mind would have a Doner kebab delivered?
Me, that’s who. NEW FUCKING PARADIGM.
BF.
Gone but not forgotten.
He’s still on the TT WhatsApp group tbf!
Dave’s culinary rep in tatters.
When the Panny D has fucked off, OLB and me will be going to his favourite crap Chinese ‘North China’, where we will get the beers in and I will stun them out with some perfectly-delivered off-menu ordering in perfect Mandarin delivered in a crisp, rhotic Beijing accent.
Then it will be lacing up the boss trabs and heading down to a club of OLB’s choosing where bants will be ledged, treacles suaved and kitchen sinks lobbed.
Crazy times ahead, hold tight for feedback.
It’s 4:50 and I am finally out of bed. Second Sapporo of the day is open.
It’s obvious any plans for January should start on the 2nd. It’s only reasonable.
Might start calling myself ‘NFP’ - new fucking paradigm.
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jonattonyeah
Thats my plan.
Last glass of bottle of wine, some Balvenie lurking in the cupboard
Came downstairs to find my wife watching an all female comedy special…. 2021 is not going great.
for you she migrates to all female gymnasticsThey are literally telling Trump has a tiny dick jokes.