Last day of work before a long Chinese New Year break for me, we got properly spasticated on red wine, so much so that a mate of mine has now earned himself the nickname ‘Taliban’ (verb: got talibanned), that is to say he was seen falling out of an open toilet cubicle tripping over the pants around his knees and faceplanting.
*The reference is that it, during the Afghan conflict, it was common to see pictures of dead Taliban soldiers with their pants around their ankles, as their enemies took a certain liberty with them before execution.