Smallman1 And ledging the bants.

Yes, I don’t know where I would be without ledging the old bants on here.

    A life ledging the bants is a life well lived.

    No, not the Dalai Lama, Edward Oliver Smallman.

    AKA OLB.

    Has Dave replaced BF as Smallsy’s fluffer? No judgement and lovely to see either way.

      Millsy Fairly sure it’s a two way street and they share the harness.

        Millsy Has Dave replaced BF as Smallsy’s fluffer? No judgement and lovely to see either way.

        It’s what the world needs again in these uncertain times. PLUR.

          Welcome to put your preferred pronouns in your signature Dave 👍

          jonattonyeah Post of the year, Dave.

          It’s the Doner delivery that did it isn’t it?

          I mean who in their right mind would have a Doner kebab delivered?

          Me, that’s who. NEW FUCKING PARADIGM.

              BF.

              Gone but not forgotten.

              He’s still on the TT WhatsApp group tbf!

              bosstrabs
              I’m only impressed if you save half the ‘meat’ for breakfast

                When the Panny D has fucked off, OLB and me will be going to his favourite crap Chinese ‘North China’, where we will get the beers in and I will stun them out with some perfectly-delivered off-menu ordering in perfect Mandarin delivered in a crisp, rhotic Beijing accent.

                Then it will be lacing up the boss trabs and heading down to a club of OLB’s choosing where bants will be ledged, treacles suaved and kitchen sinks lobbed.

                Crazy times ahead, hold tight for feedback.

                  It’s 4:50 and I am finally out of bed. Second Sapporo of the day is open.

                    It’s obvious any plans for January should start on the 2nd. It’s only reasonable.

                      Might start calling myself ‘NFP’ - new fucking paradigm.