Its a well known fact that the boards very own Tim nice but dim, and biznuss transfermation titan Eddie Smallman, isn’t great at moving homes.
Whilst by day he ‘ledges it’ in fancy London, waving out of windows to passers by and fetching sandwiches for the D suite, his personal life is littered with failed moves of one kind or another - the disastrous move to the roofless Smallman Towers, the brief interlude at the coppers house being just two examples.
With emotional baggage like this It’s no wonder that he’s uncomfortable moving to a new board. Given that he’s trying hard, and has managed to register all by himself, I thought it would be nice if we all grouped together to provide him with some stuff to make him feel at home.
I’ll start with a new table, the new world order has left him adrift of his usual top table crux so here’s a new one…
I’d encourage you all to donate something useful to help Eddie in this difficult time.
We love you Eddie xx