Stupid Things You Heard Today

bosstrabs

jonattonyeah I have ONLY ever seen Americans spell it ‘Catsup’.

Firstly, on those old cartoons with Elmer Fudd and shit in. Even though I was about 7 years old I was like ‘What the fuck is that?’

Then, when I went to Florida when I was about 13, in a diner.

bosstrabs

Think I pointed this out in the thread on the last board.

Have heard the following:
“You have to insert your authority”
and a description of someone…
“He was very skilled in marital arts” (how would you know what he’s like in bed?)

bosstrabs

TankTop Recently read Amps refer to ‘gorilla’ warfare and ‘pop shots’. Still not sure he even realises these are errors.

Amps

bosstrabs Apologies, written at pace and not proofed!

baggers44

the proof is actually in the pudding. right in the middle - there, under the cherries and behind the sponge

Smallman1

Millsy Poor Ed

Que?

Millsy

Smallman1 no clue to be honest lol

Old-Dutch

Inserting your authority was a technique mastered by my headmaster at school

Blain

Woman to her partner when he went to kiss her - “Don’t start what you can’t afford!”

Smallman1

Ha!

Fair!

mono-stereo

People on twitter saying “SIGNAL BOOST THIS”

jonattonyeah

People say “he’s a _____ ninja”

Fuck you.

C_J

JK Rowling wading into a debate about the definition of a woman in these ….. unusual times ….. when she could’ve been chilling and counting her dough.

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