jeffrey epstein (didn't kill himself)

bosstrabs

Imagine being in the pub with Pondwater crapping on about LA Confidential, a boring man droning on about a boring film based on a boring book that absolute spengs salivate over. Then, like all daft Seppos, probably droning on about the Chauvin case, making some spectacularly pointless grandstanding liberal point about I don’t know what.

I would fucking chuck half my beer away and get out of there pronto.

jonattonyeah

bosstrabs I would fucking chuck half my beer away and get out of there pronto.

Don’t make excuses now.

But I appreciate the fan fiction, Dave! Light-years better than American Beauty.

bosstrabs

In his bar. Him serving you some innovative crappy cocktail that’s completely wrong, like it has a block of square ice in a martini glass or some other daft shit. With him playing Futureshock - Sparc on repeat. Droning on about the low vaccine take-up amongst ‘BAME’ people and the structural racism that’s preventing them getting vaccinated.

Fucking cocktail in the plant pot. Plant pot over his head.

Smallman1

bosstrabs In his bar. Him serving you some innovative crappy cocktail that’s completely wrong, like it has a block of square ice in a martini glass or some other daft shit. With him playing Futureshock - Sparc on repeat. Droning on about the low vaccine take-up amongst ‘BAME’ people and the structural racism that’s preventing them getting vaccinated.

Fucking cocktail in the plant pot. Plant pot over his head.

A lol for Dave!

Amps

bosstrabs Listening to anyone bore on about the ‘proper way’ to do cocktail of any description:

Fucking awful subject that brings out over opinionated cunts.

Amps

jonattonyeah The dialogue is pretentious (actually pretentious, not how many just throw the word around lackadaisically). The characters are not characters, but rather caricatures. Nobody is remotely likeable, nor relatable, because the dialogue is pretentious and they are all caricatures. People might have liked the “message” back then, the banality and frustration of a seemingly perfect suburban life, but its message is actually trite and stupid and tone deaf. It’s a terrible movie with terrible themes with an actor who turned out to be a terrible person. The End.

It’s a melodrama, what else would you expect?

Smallman1

That properly made me laugh!

Mad_Cyril

zackster Boomers thought it had this mind blowing insight into American life when really it was just a vapid piece of crap.

Fair point, especially in the UK

bosstrabs

Amps I don’t have opinions on cocktails.

I was once in a bar in Beijing owned by two Seppo sisters who insisted on inventing their own cocktails, and they were offering me and my mate their concoctions.

One actually did have a big square block of ice in a martini glass. You figure out the logistics of trying to drink that. Seems like the kind of thing Pondwater would do.

zackster

Jon comparing AB to Crash is a fantastic analogy. Another embarrassing move to win best picture. Only diff is I don’t think people held them in quite the same esteem. Boomers really think/thought AB openly bared the American Soul.

Mad_Cyril

zackster It didn’t?

zackster

Mad_Cyril I mean, if you’re Dave it clearly did.

Smallman1

American Beauty also ‘inspired’ this, lest we forget -

jonattonyeah

Smallman1

I already mentioned that, Ed. Get with the program. One of Joey Negro’s worst moments and he has plenty. Including his stupid name.

Mad_Cyril

Thanks Eddie.

You inspire us all

Smallman1

MC is finally coming round, good man!

Smallman1

You mention it, I post it.

We could be the new OLB and BF Jonatton!

zackster

The song that got Ed into clubbing iircc

Smallman1

When you grew up hanging out with Oakey and Tongy it’s hard to pinpoint what the exact track was.

zackster

Smallman1 now I remember

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