Millsy Just spotted an inconsistency in that article. She claims they spoke about the city of Melbourne, whereas our treacle suaving hero claims they spoke about sport, photography and music
I can just imagine the sparkling conversation now:
“Treacle” - “Have you ever visited Australia?”
Ed - “England is the greatest country on Earth, I shall never leave!”
“Treacle” - “But Melbourne is really beautiful. I could show you around some time.”
Ed - “Do they have any clubs playing peak-time wrecking-ball prog?”
“Treacle” - “Sorry but I’ve no idea what you’re on about.”
Ed - “Hmm. My geography isn’t great but I don’t think Chelsea FC play in Melbourne either. I’ll have to give it an s-to-the-werve.”
“Treacle” - “Never mind, it was just a suggestion.”
Ed - "By the way, will you pose for a selfie with me? I want some proof for my “friends” on an internet message board that I’ve actually gone on a date with a real-life Doris for once."