A sarnie isn’t a thing in USA #1.

Breakfast sandwiches: sausage/bacon egg and cheese on a bagel is the way to do it.

    bosstrabs 52 bacon, egg and sausage sandwiches a year?

    Arse cancer ahoy!

    One every Saturday or Sunday Dave.

    Or winning as I like to call it.

      Lol woops I’ve inadvertently offended Sean!

      zackster Breakfast sandwiches: sausage/bacon egg and cheese on a bagel is the way to do it.

      Throw that in the fucking ‘creek’, along with Smallman (lobbing himself in).

        If you brined the box your trainers came in in rain water for 12 weeks and then put bacon, sausage and egg in it, you could convince a Yank he was eating a breakfast bagel.

        Eggs bagels down by the creek, with some techno that sounds like a Slovakian iron and steel foundry at work.

        And absolutely zero Persians.

          Are we seriously debating who makes better bagels now?

            zackster Are we seriously debating who makes better bagels now?

            No, nobody here eats fucking bagels except a few Jews in London.

              And what bagels they are, I’m sure. Is there a fun English term for bagels? If its anti Semitic please keep it to yourself.

                Have to say I’m extremely disappointed that Zackster resorted to sickening stereotypical racism in a cuisine thread. Unsavoury.

                A bagel being used for anything but a doorstop is a travesty.
                Here, let me make you a sandwich with a hole in the top and bottom so all the sauce can drip out and destroy your slacks.

                Si did anti American racism first! But I do feel bad about losing my temper and would like to apologize to my Irish brothers and sisters. I know you don’t have creeks, but rather streams and rills.

                bosstrabs Eggs bagels down by the creek, with some techno that sounds like a Slovakian iron and steel foundry at work.

                And absolutely zero Persians.

                Lol!

                  zackster As opposed to what? Washing down a sarnie with a wooden cup of water from the creek while Kelly O’Kelly’s pa plays a concertina under the newly thatched roof? Think I’ll do the dew with the rest of the air conditioned world.

                  Can someone check if Zacko’s ok, i think he’s had a transient ischaemic attack?

                    Calm down everyone, Eggs Butties for all are on the way!

                    You take a shot at Mountain Dew and then ask if I am ok? Please

                    Cold baked beans mixed with salad cream anyone? I knew someone that loved that. Wasn’t as bad as it sounds but would never actually want it

                    Scrambled egg on toast is a fantastic start to the day, si. As long as you don’t cook the life out of the scrambled egg like seemingly most people do…

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