I love that Dave has abused smallman for bagel-gate, and yet is the most pedantic mofo when it comes to Chinese food.

I feel like Seppos often miss the point of this board, which is relentless piss-taking including self-deprecation.

Being from a culture where people are just continually nice to each other and have always ‘boosted’ each other (or kissed each other’s arses, however you want to look at it), they are initially intrigued by cynical British/Irish/Australian type humour but after a while it makes their heads split open.

Echo Non-stick frying pans are a total waste of money

Absolute rubbish

jonattonyeah

I can’t really be arsed to respond to any of that JT. Mainly because it’s wildly inaccurate. I think you’ve taken it all a little bit too personally. Do you need a hug?
Oh and fyi as for ’food I’ll never eat’ we went to Michelin starred restaurants the last 2 times we’ve been back. Both serving modern British.

https://manarestaurant.co.uk

https://www.restaurantsatbains.com

    Nice to see the great British culinary experience is continuing to captivate your simple yet inquisitive American mind, Zackster. You’ve given it far more thought than I ever would anything from your shores so fair play. To use a stolen analogy - Americans trying to understand fine dining is like a dog listening to classical music.
    I know what I’d rather be eating, shite septic early onset heart failure with a side serving of type two diabetes, washed down with a gallon of bad AIDS, or modern British.

      Cankles-McJeggings

      Lol. The tactile and somewhat reserved posting since the return was only ever a front. This was always bubbling under the surface. Welcome back, derm…

      Dermo looking at my rocket ship of a thread over his tea and Vegemite sarnie

        zackster Dermo looking at my rocket ship of a thread over his tea and Vegemite sarnie

        Zackster, can you hold Jonattan Yeah’s hand for a while?

        He’s not coping well with the board at the moment.

          bosstrabs am waiting to board my flight to SF now. Will get him sorted over some local wine and their best attempt at a cheesesteak. I suspect James Harden’s new contract has flummoxed him.