Not sure, dave. A list of the group members would would allow us to generate a tsunami of bants from the bantlantic ocean…
English Cuisine
Ordered one of these for Friday -
https://shop.thehawksmoor.com/product/fillet-box-without-alcohol/
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Cheers Heno.
Is Darren a big fan of red meat?
Meat and two veg for the Dazzler.
90 quid? Why not just go to a decent butcher and order the best steaks he can get his hands on?
Am i the only one on here who isn’t a mashed potato brained nincompoop?
Edward, 90 fucking notes for a steak, oven chips, side of veg and a toffee pudding? GET INTO THE FUCKING SEA, YOU WEAPON!
Apologies one and all, i take it all back, clotted cream is included and there is a link to a video to be told how to cook the steak, just like they do in the restaurant.
-si- Am i the only one on here who isn’t a mashed potato brained nincompoop?
Edward, 90 fucking notes for a steak, oven chips, side of veg and a toffee pudding? GET INTO THE FUCKING SEA, YOU WEAPON!
See above.
Just go to the best butcher in town and order yourself the best steak he has. You can also get some fresh organic veg and a dessert from the trendiest bakery around. Total cost? Not half of £90, that’s for fucking sure.
Ooh, this includes a QR code you can scan where you can get an absolute weapon with some Michelin stars teaching you how to cook a steak. Well, guess what, you can get that on YouTube FOR FREE.
Smallman: DIMWIT.
No wonder a builder saw he could rinse £4000 out of him and not even give a receipt.
What a frighteningly massive quim.
I hope Smallman has a shit dinner now, the stupid cunt.
Smallman just wants to unpack his Hawksmoor box so he can send pics to the WhatsApp group, the vacuous cunt, my word I’d love to leave a bootprint on his elongated neck.
A lol for Dave, he’s absolutely FEWMIN!
Lol at the incandescent rage.
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The replies to this guy are good…