No word of a lie, a mate of mine made jacket potato with spam chunks and mashed up avocado. Roundly slaughtered for it, he pulled it off his Facebook wall and has never posted his cooking again.
Baked potato a la Spavocado we called it. A few of us made mock ups of high end restaurant menus with this added just to taunt him. Fucking outrageous that someone could consider that worth showing off on social media, crying laughing though.