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Where are you finding this shit?
I would feel like I had won the jackpot, if after 8 pints someone gave me that box of grub in Zacks video.
Next day I would regret it all
Kells77 I just googled ātop rated cuisine in the USAā Kells.
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Well to be fair, the English have had millennia (edit: to be generous, letās start in the middle ages and go with 600+ years) to get food right and still fail, whereas the US is a baby country and has some bomb ass grub, soā¦.whoās really winning at life? 
mono-stereo this is a full english with lobster tail. nice try
Kells77 Donāt get me wrong, English cuisine is shite.
zackster Itās no chips butty, thatās for sure
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mono-stereo So is some American cuisine, as evidenced by that horrific bologna and cheese-like substance in a tortilla above (who DOES that? 
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mono-stereo Pretty sure that was Tom Cruiseās name in Days of Thunder
Still laughing at chips butty, has to be deliberate japery
Zacko FTW
You guys all rinsed me because I originally called it a french fry sandwich
All for BANTZ but let be honest hereā¦England mocking any other countryās food is just laughable. And Iām a fan!
Sure, you can google worst food and find examples, but come mine or Kels way and youād have a tough time finding bad eats. In Old Blighty terrible fried food is the standard on every corner. Itās an embarrassment and thereās a reason why you all are so insecure about it.
When peas are considered a flavor youāve utterly lost it.
Back in his Hacienda days BF was known as Chips Booty.
On a side note, the cost of supermarket food and general quality in the US compared to the UK is mind blowing. Ive just done a standard shop in Whole Foods, which to be fair is just about on par with Waitrose, and it cost $200ā¦ā¦.nothing extravagantā¦..just standard fresh food/veg/fish/drink. In the UK that would have cost about $100 max. Crazy.
I just cant work it out. The amount of resources, infrastructure, competition in the market and you get bog standard food at high prices, or something resembling decent grub for $$$$$$$. Food, cell phone plans and used carsā¦ā¦US consumers get totally ripped off !!
Supermarket food is all very 1950s over here in the standard retailers here in the North Eastā¦ā¦you get the value buying in bulk and cooking from scratch - spending 4 hours doing a Warren Moussaka. Only unemployed dull house DJs have that amount of time on their hands these daysā¦ā¦
Has your area got upmarket squirty cheese in a can, jy?
The English canāt even order chippy food right. You want high level food, come to the emerald Isle. If your plate doesnāt have 11 different potato sides on then it was ācookedā by a fucking ball bag.
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Market food isnāt cheap here but the quality is off the charts. Then again, California, weāre lucky with the climate.
Been a warm and dry winter (which means weāll all be dying from a forest fire in 8 monthsā time), so the asparagus has been sprouting early. Fresh asparagus is immense.
EDIT one dude at the bar a few years back called our asparagus salad āasssss-par-ahhhh-gusā which was odd.