garçon! a bowl of your best Spag, s’il vous plaît

Zacks next UK visit is going to boss.

’A bag of porky scratchlings please barman, and don’t you be sparring with the horses.'

Basically an American Worzel Gummidge.

    Chips Butty and Spag Bowl please.

    Fucking still LOLling.

    Zackster rocking up in these in ‘The Railway’ (often the dodgiest pub in any town)

    Sat there frustrated at the lack of table service, so angrily muscles his way in at the bar “YEAH, can I get a spag bowl and a chips butty?”

      First off I want to go to the Crown Hotel in Doncaster for dinner, and secondly I would never be so decedent as to do a butty and a bowl in one sitting.

        Don’t fink for one second that Dave’s above takin’ ‘is bowl o’ spag n’ dumpin’ ’alf into thee closest fern.

        zackster Doncaster. The place where hope and ambition completed their suicide pact.

          The butty came with a side of fries… I am honestly speechless.

          At least there’s meat and veg with the various incarnations of potato over here Zack

          Uuuh yeah I’ll have a burger with a side of ground beef.