Millsy Zacks next UK visit is going to boss. ’A bag of porky scratchlings please barman, and don’t you be sparring with the horses.' Basically an American Worzel Gummidge.
bosstrabs Zackster rocking up in these in ‘The Railway’ (often the dodgiest pub in any town) Sat there frustrated at the lack of table service, so angrily muscles his way in at the bar “YEAH, can I get a spag bowl and a chips butty?”
zackster First off I want to go to the Crown Hotel in Doncaster for dinner, and secondly I would never be so decedent as to do a butty and a bowl in one sitting.
Daves_House_Plant Don’t fink for one second that Dave’s above takin’ ‘is bowl o’ spag n’ dumpin’ ’alf into thee closest fern.
zackster bosstrabs I just went back and finished that video. He goes back in and gets a deep fried cream egg. Comes out to his car, which is covered in peas and gravy, and wolfs it down. What an awesome guy. I bet he smells wonderful. I could listen to him say “butty” on repeat.
bosstrabs Along_the_Wire Totally. TBH that’s why I like going, the utter unpretentiousness of it and the fact that you can have a plastic 2 pint pot on the terraces (yes, terraces) at Warrington. Miles better than modern football.
