Them - “Ay up pal, fancy a deep fried chip butty with a plastic 2 pint pot?”

Me “No thanks and what’s the quickest way back to London aka civilisation?”

Smallman1 Think I’ll give watching rugby league in Warrington an s to the werve.

You’d be missing out, lad

    Along_the_Wire Chinese chips shops? Whatever next?

    You may be being facetious or genuine, I’m not sure, because you’re a Scot who now lives in London. But there’s fucking loads around Liverpool, Chester, Warrington, North Wales, they absolutely cornered the market like the eyeties did in Scotland and the Turks and Greeks did with takeaways in parts of London.

    Hence, the salt and pepper box…
    https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/liverpools-best-salt-pepper-boxes-15668432

        zackster took the words out of my mouth!! I would love a night out with that chap and Tomo

          Lol!

          “Are you well?” and then the guy falls over dead.

            zackster

            True fact: that guy’s wife died from a heart attack a couple of months ago.

              An artisan potato fryer near me has the following on their menu;

              Traditional Curry
              Irish Curry
              Chinese Curry

              Traditional is bland and has what might be raisins in, though difficult to tell if it’s just not been stirred properly. Might be better off calling it Weak Sauce.

              The Irish Curry has a decent kick and is a little ‘fruitier’, despite lacking the ‘raisins’ of it’s ‘Traditional’ cousin (and any other fruit of note)

              Chinese is slightly darker, less spicy, and possesses that slight tang of a shitty 5 spice blend and fuck loads of MSG.

              All in all, the Irish wins out comfortably, if one rolls that way.

              But I’m from the North, and unless I’m trying to impress some fancy lass, prefer Gravy on my Chips Butty.

                Lol @ Cyril having fully clocked all curry options at his local. A man who knows his way around a butty!