Along_the_Wire Chinese chips shops? Whatever next?

You may be being facetious or genuine, I’m not sure, because you’re a Scot who now lives in London. But there’s fucking loads around Liverpool, Chester, Warrington, North Wales, they absolutely cornered the market like the eyeties did in Scotland and the Turks and Greeks did with takeaways in parts of London.

Hence, the salt and pepper box…
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/liverpools-best-salt-pepper-boxes-15668432

      zackster took the words out of my mouth!! I would love a night out with that chap and Tomo

        Lol!

        “Are you well?” and then the guy falls over dead.

          zackster

          True fact: that guy’s wife died from a heart attack a couple of months ago.

            An artisan potato fryer near me has the following on their menu;

            Traditional Curry
            Irish Curry
            Chinese Curry

            Traditional is bland and has what might be raisins in, though difficult to tell if it’s just not been stirred properly. Might be better off calling it Weak Sauce.

            The Irish Curry has a decent kick and is a little ‘fruitier’, despite lacking the ‘raisins’ of it’s ‘Traditional’ cousin (and any other fruit of note)

            Chinese is slightly darker, less spicy, and possesses that slight tang of a shitty 5 spice blend and fuck loads of MSG.

            All in all, the Irish wins out comfortably, if one rolls that way.

            But I’m from the North, and unless I’m trying to impress some fancy lass, prefer Gravy on my Chips Butty.

              Lol @ Cyril having fully clocked all curry options at his local. A man who knows his way around a butty!

              bosstrabs I just went back and finished that video. He goes back in and gets a deep fried cream egg. Comes out to his car, which is covered in peas and gravy, and wolfs it down. What an awesome guy. I bet he smells wonderful. I could listen to him say “butty” on repeat.

                Mad_Cyril shitty 5 spice blend and fuck loads of MSG

                Good description.

                Have to be honest, usually do neither curry nor gravy as I’m usually having fish. Ruins the batter IMO.

                  Jeffrey epstein and adolf hitler are the only two people in the history of mankind not to have curry sauce with their fish supper. Dave just added himself to the list.

                  Also, i don’t think anywhere near enough caps have been doffed in zacko’s direction. His relentless pursuit of deflecting attention away from the absolute fucking state of american “cuisine” is next level. Keep fighting the good fight, brother…

                  I’m with Dave and Hitler - no curry sauce, or even gravy with a fish supper. Salt and sauce on the chips and a side of mushy peas is all that’s required here

                  Mad_Cyril everyone knows when you think of Ireland it’s our curry sauce that you think of first we are renowned for it , that and a side of potatoes

                    Curry sauce with fish is just plain wrong. ‘Ok’ with chips (But not in a chips butty), but I prefer gravy with chips if given the choice. Heil Haddock etc.