Smallman1 Millsy Just some bloke eating a fry up from an elderly woman selling cooked breakfasts from her house, on his own fold up table and chair, on a terraced street. Standard. It really is grim up north!
Smallman1 Am thinking about inviting the big lad to the afters, will make the sure the fridge is stocked.
bosstrabs Smallman1 I’m going to go with Rotherham or Barnsley. These are places that even northerners turn their noses up at. Genuinely horrific hellholes. Having said that, one of the best greasy spoons I’ve ever been to was in Rotherham.
bosstrabs Smallman1 I’m going to go with Rotherham or Barnsley. Why does Smallman hate Barnsley so much when his twin is there?
bosstrabs Millsy GenLOL “I’ll be onest wi yer, when I saw the box the fries came in, I thought it’s a little bit small”
Smallman1 Just had sausages and chips and a pint of neck oil in a battle cruiser in hifalutin rooting and a Tooting. Or living the dream as I like to call it.
Old-Dutch Not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but my boys love this book. Every time I see old Man Fookwire I have a little lol to myself.
bosstrabs I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb. King of minerales.
Millsy bosstrabs his little face as he comes back from the pub via Tesco Express, his bag for life tucked into the crook of his elbow, sipping a chocolate Frijj.
Smallman1 bosstrabs I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb. King of minerales. Grazie mille Dave!
Smallman1 Millsy his little face as he comes back from the pub via Tesco Express, his bag for life tucked into the crook of his elbow, sipping a chocolate Frijj. Whistling the theme tune to Citizen Smith thinking “I fucking love Tooting”
