Fucking hell, the chicken goujons (I’m a bit more upmarket) butty is an absolute winner I had forgotten about since my student days.

Goujons on a butty with high quality butter (Anchor or President or Lurpak, none of your cheapo shite) and spicy tomato ketchup.

Absolute winner.

Bird’s Eye haddock fish fingers with Colman’s tartare sauce. On sourdough with a quality butter.

Along_the_Wire i love the fact he wears an Apple Watch - what the fuck is he using it for?

keeping an eye on his heart rate, so he at least gets some warning before he keels over?

Maybe there’s an app on there which is set up to automatically dial 999 when the moment comes that he finds himself hitting the deck?

      vinnyt77 Nice one. Had their burritos many times (at events etc) and knew they were running a delivery service now but wasn’t aware of the burgers - shall be giving them a go

        Burrito means little donkey in Spanish.

        Muchas gracias!

        Nothing to see here, just a fat bloke sat on a fold up table and chairs next to the A630 in Rotherham, eating a quadruple- patty-stack chocolate burger and fries (that he just bought from a petrol station).

          Millsy One thing that’s absolutely superb about this bloke, and Yorkshire folk in general, is they just can’t get the hang of adjectives and adverbs:

          “It’s cooked absolutely byoutiful”

              Thats just like a standard american gas station he’s gone to. The great state of Pennsylvania’s chain Wawa would blow his mind.

                Heading up to the Yorkshire Dales next month as it happens.

                Hold tight for feedback!

                Is a hoagie just a regional name for a sub?

                I assumed it was something different.

                  zackster yeah you lot stick a burger outlet inside everything. Laundromart-burger, Barbershop-burger, Funeral home-burger. You’ve made it an art form 👏

                      Have to say I do love Yank burger chains.

                      Very little had been able to improve 500 years of Beijing cuisine, until the arrival of Fatburger, Shake Shack and Carl’s Jr in the past few years.

                      bosstrabs Is a hoagie just a regional name for a sub?

                      It is. Pa and NJ use it but its become nationally accepted.