mono-stereo Les and Beryl. Excellent.
Just had sausages and chips and a pint of neck oil in a battle cruiser in hifalutin rooting and a Tooting.
Or living the dream as I like to call it.
Smallman1 lol. Setting up the alley oop nicely with the neck oil reference there
Not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but my boys love this book. Every time I see old Man Fookwire I have a little lol to myself.
I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb.
King of minerales.
bosstrabs his little face as he comes back from the pub via Tesco Express, his bag for life tucked into the crook of his elbow, sipping a chocolate Frijj.
bosstrabs I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb. King of minerales.
bosstrabs I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb.
Grazie mille Dave!
Millsy his little face as he comes back from the pub via Tesco Express, his bag for life tucked into the crook of his elbow, sipping a chocolate Frijj.
Whistling the theme tune to Citizen Smith thinking “I fucking love Tooting”
Smallman1 Ed, have you been to Muthoot Finance or Guru Kirpa Fabrics on your jaunt down the Broadway?
What about Ranya Jewellery?
I have to say Tooting looks about as good as Rotherham.
Tooting Berc
Tooting BERK surely?
It’s the jewel of the South London crown Dave.
Energetic, vibrant and full of absolute ledges like me!
Smallman1 Slumdog Millionaire
Any good carveries?
seanc80 Any good carveries?
Not a single Toby Jug sadly.
Average price for a 2 bed box flat (roof optional)? £600k
Lol
How we roll round here!
'‘It’s a bit early for salad" fuckin lol. I am officially addicted to this fat cunt’s output.
Millsy No mask or anything. He’s a bombscare
Millsy “I could manage a few pancakes”
As if it was ever in doubt.
Millsy
The noise he makes at 1:55 will haunt my dreams.
Millsy how has he not got diabetes?
I like the way they and try and film the food as if it’s an M&S advert when it actually looks like two manky cocks poking out of a bin
Phil-McRackin 😆
seanc80 not sure he’s all that health conscious in fairness