Smallman1 Just had sausages and chips and a pint of neck oil in a battle cruiser in hifalutin rooting and a Tooting. Or living the dream as I like to call it.
Old-Dutch Not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but my boys love this book. Every time I see old Man Fookwire I have a little lol to myself.
bosstrabs I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb. King of minerales.
Millsy bosstrabs his little face as he comes back from the pub via Tesco Express, his bag for life tucked into the crook of his elbow, sipping a chocolate Frijj.
Smallman1 bosstrabs I do like OLB when he’s absolutely high on life and optimistic about everything, even doing some absolutely pointless shite in a grotty South London suburb. King of minerales. Grazie mille Dave!
Smallman1 Millsy his little face as he comes back from the pub via Tesco Express, his bag for life tucked into the crook of his elbow, sipping a chocolate Frijj. Whistling the theme tune to Citizen Smith thinking “I fucking love Tooting”
bosstrabs Smallman1 Ed, have you been to Muthoot Finance or Guru Kirpa Fabrics on your jaunt down the Broadway? What about Ranya Jewellery? I have to say Tooting looks about as good as Rotherham.
Smallman1 It’s the jewel of the South London crown Dave. Energetic, vibrant and full of absolute ledges like me!
Phil-McRackin I like the way they and try and film the food as if it’s an M&S advert when it actually looks like two manky cocks poking out of a bin
