English Cuisine

jonattonyeah

Mad_Cyril

jonattonyeah is that a meal deal?

Along_the_Wire

Excellent use of plastics

benson

Smallman1 with what? I thought your eyeballs exploded if you so much looked at milk?

Mad_Cyril

benson Hopefully cheese

Dan

Just had a full fry up…delicious

Smallman1

Cheese and butter are the big no no’s for Smallman1.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Cheese and butter are the big no no’s for Smallman1.

Doesn’t make sense. People who are lactose intolerant usually swerve milk but can eat certain types of cheese.

More sympathy-inducing lies Smallman?

hugopal

Smallman1 what about cream?!

(the dairy product, not the old trance club)

Smallman1

I’m a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma Dave.

Smallman1

hugopal what about cream?!

(the dairy product, not the old trance club)

Happy to confirm I do eat cream.

zackster

Ed eats yogurt… draw ur own conclusions

Smallman1

zackster Ed eats yogurt… draw ur own conclusions

Greek yoghurt FTW.

hugopal

Smallman1 that really doesn’t make sense - cream and butter are near enough the same thing, butter is just cream that has been whipped/churned for a bit.

After precisely how many minutes of whipping the cream will it take for it to change from ok to deadly for you?

Is it already a little bit deadly for you once it starts turning into standard whipped cream, or do you need to keep going a few more minutes?

bosstrabs

So what part of cheese are you allergic to?

Smallman1

The cheese part Dave.

bosstrabs

Interesting cheese fact: Germany produces more cheese than France or the UK, surprising given its mostly bland cheeses.

2,297,400 tons of the stuff, in fact. 2 tons of which I’d like to see grated and dumped on your stupid face and neck.

Smallman1

Not sure Hugo deserves that Dave.

mono-stereo

imagine the hilarity if someone crushed a load of Pilgrims Choice into Smallman’s yokes.

bosstrabs

Imagine the hilarity if Inspector Grotmuff drove a JCB up to Smallman’s abode and tipped the contents of a number of catering bags of cheap and nasty mozzarella through the hole in his roof as he was spending another dismal morning watching Saturday Kitchen.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs
The BERK spends Saturday mornings laughing at shit recycled jokes on Soccer AM, validating (in his own tiny mind), that he’s a ‘proper’ football fan.

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