Yank Waitress: “Hi I’m Jenna, and I’ll be your server today!”
Jonattan Yeah: Can I GET a plate of mush specially designed for absolute BERKS with some smashed avocado on the side?"
Yank Waitress: “Yah, sure. How would you like it done?”
Jonattan Yeah: “As messy as possible. With extra avocado and CUNTERY please. Here’s your 85% tip.”
Yank Waitress: “Gee thanks.”