Along_the_Wire LT42 thats amazing, he’ll be able to squeeze in an extra Twix a month now. In his dreams - they’re fucking 95p in Sainsbury’s - just looked it up, who knew?!
Smallman1 Dubman On a more lighter note my father is approaching is 80th birthday on Sunday and received a letter from government congratulating him with a 25p rise in his pension per week. Every little helps!
LT42 Yeah its a bit surreal to be honest. He sent me a VAT bill yesterday evening. Killed last night and I get an email this afternoon about his funeral tomorrow. Theres no wake culture or anything like that. Dead and in the ground before your dinners cold.
Old-Dutch https://amp.theguardian.com/food/article/2024/jul/24/germany-challenges-turkeys-protected-status-claim-for-the-doner-kebab Doner Blitzenkrieg
hugopal LT42 I found out this morning that my accountant was shot dead last night. He wasn"t the intended target but he took the bullet. He probably was - got targeted ’cos he found out through your tax bill which secret services were paying you.
benson Imagine being struck off for shitting in a bin. Rhouses may be able to offer advice as one of the concerns is that the log was too big for NHS plumbing and they did not have a poop knife.
hugopal benson Imagine being struck off for shitting in a bin. As in you don’t think that they should be struck off? Or you think they should be struck off and it’s such a stupid thing to have done to cause it?
bosstrabs benson Rhouses may be able to offer advice as the doctor is almost certainly one of the Indian ones. Corrected for you.
Old-Dutch I think Benson can’t believe he’s just been struck off for shitting in a bin. Apparently someone heard him heading towards the bin saying: “Call this a mess????? I’LL SHOW YOU A FUCKING MESS”
LT42 seanc80 apparently his friend had an ongoing “feud” with this headcase. None of them ever thought it would come to that.
Along_the_Wire Enjoyed this from the misery of the riots in Southport. Fucking cunt. https://x.com/nocontexthumans/status/1818396813218504876?s=46&t=4t1T72YZyvLgboIqDKnzPg
