This whole conspiracy mob thing is getting a bit tedious.
Everything seems to be a conspiracy recently.
Be great if we could take the internet off these BERKs, round them up in a field and bomb the fuck out of it.
Give the contrary cunts something to talk about.
Mad_Cyril I agree in general and don’t get dragged in, but this one is really odd.
Along_the_Wire I agree in general and don’t get dragged in, but this one is really odd.
Tricky as fuck to know what the fuck is going on these days. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you… You need multiple sources, trusted writers, passage of time, weight of evidence, just to know what colour your own socks are.
True:
MK Ultra
Rockerfella killed JFK
CIA ‘Heart Attack Gun’ / popularisation of LSD / other world wide murderous cuntery
Larries
Untrue:
9/11 holograms
Hollow moon
Chemtrails
New Coke
Being potentially on the hook for a $4bn bill would also seem reasonable grounds for wanting to fake one’s own death:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/08/26/mike-lynchs-family-at-risk-of-4bn-lawsuit/
Lol. Thatcher. Cunt.
Petition calling for a national ban on the use of cancerous pesticides in urban areas:
Fucking hell, Wellyhead and Monbiot, imagine being stuck in a lift with these two.
Grim doesn’t describe it.
Wildlife numbers fall by 73% in 50 years, global stocktake finds
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y3j0vzpl3o
Fuck em, as long as the economy is going strong, I’m okay. Am I right chaps? Where’s my fellow Tory psychopaths / flight lovers on this one?
Fuck, for a second I’d forgotten about the snooker! 
Amps Wildlife numbers fall by 73% in 50 years, global stocktake finds
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y3j0vzpl3o
Fuck em, as long as the economy is going strong, I’m okay. Am I right chaps? Where’s my fellow Tory psychopaths / flight lovers on this one?
I’m sure if Amps stopped posting endless Twitter bilge on internet message boards the annual reduction in energy usage at data centres would be enough to prevent a couple of trees being chopped down and save the lives of a few birds and bugs - do your bit Amps, you know it makes sense!
A lol for Rich!
Fair dos.