Can’t wait for Boris’ nuclear plants to all come online in 15 years time. The cunt.

Should probably be in the book thread, but, if anyone needs any green inspiration, have a read of Dave Goulson - The Garden Jungle. I’ve probably banged on about it before, does more than the title suggests, very relaxed conversational style and full of good info. #nomomay #dontmowuntilmay

    Mad_Cyril Correct, give yourself and the wildlife a break by not doing any gardening until the start of June. There will be a lot of stuff living and over wintering in the grass that will take to the wing by June, plus nothing likes a tidy garden except humans, so if you can leave the piles of leaves etc. all gods creatures will be a bit happier.

    Better still, leave a good chunk of the grass growing until late summer, just cut it once a year, you’ll get some boss stuff in it then.

        Old-Dutch Unlike yourself… who clearly likes prepubescent children?

          Parakeets, squirrels, all sorts of birds (oo’er missus) and the ledgest of bants all to be found in my garden in Tooting.

          Amps Correct, give yourself and the wildlife a break by not doing any gardening until the start of June. There will be a lot of stuff living and over wintering in the grass that will take to the wing by June, plus nothing likes a tidy garden except humans, so if you can leave the piles of leaves etc. all gods creatures will be a bit happier.

          Better still, leave a good chunk of the grass growing until late summer, just cut it once a year, you’ll get some boss stuff in it then.

          Will save me a fortune on cat food 👍

              Dubman
              My cats shit in other peoples gardens Dubbers.

              It’s for the best 👍

                This thread proving that Brexity right wingers like Durgal, sorry, Funky really are thick as pigshit.

                Elon Musk will do absolutely anything to maintain his market in China, so will undoubtedly bend over backwards to facilitate any demands to drive anybody off Twitter who they deem too problematic.

                Musk is also heavily reliant on the green-conscious consumer for his business.

                Two things that will drive his decisions, and the libertarian right will end up being more pissed off about than they are about the current Twitter owner. They just haven’t seen it yet.

                @Funky GENUINELY THE THICKEST CUNT ON THE WHOLE BOARD.

                zackster Am thrilled amp’s isn’t my neighbor.

                Amps would print out the latest thing he found on Twitter and post it through your letterbox every day, with scrawly handwriting in green ink: “Here M8, thought you might like this!111!!!!!1111111 LOLL£RS!111”

                  I’d be sprayed by one of the 15 skunks living in his unkempt yard while he shouts over the fence about how only humans like cut lawns which aren’t covered in a cloud of midge flies.

                    Amps with his ginger hair and awful trabs hanging out in his back yard every day, pushing weights on his rain-rotted bench.

                    Leaning over the decrepit fence which is unfortunately legally on his property so you can do nothing about.

                    “alright lid, seen these on the Twitter today ave yer? Printed them out for yer”

                      Amps blasting scouse house in his backyard every day.

                      “Just spot me will yer lid?”

                      Then doing the Birkenhead stomp when your missus is round. Ginger frizz flying everywhere like Eric Stoltz in Mask.

                      Amps getting ready to go to the club, asking for your opinion on his threads