gcw I’m a minimal traveller and I love it. Oh no I’ve forgotten my toothbrush - thank god there is a shop within 100 metres of the hotel otherwise I don’t know what I would do.
It’s a cheeky pat on the bum from our man @gcw for ’er indoors. “see you in the room in 10” then a hop skip & jump out of the lobby straight into the intolerable heat of a dangerously overcrowded dual carriageway.
A man now enclosed by rabies and rutted concrete, risking his life for a Sensodyne Pronamel Soft toothbrush. But he’s doing this on his own terms. Packing?! namby-pambys. Our friendly shopkeeper immediately identifies that he’s a Brit stright off the last EasyJet, mainly due to the heatstroke. He smiles whilst telling his mates he’s gonna give you a cum baptism.
Ug-oh! The oversize casio’s out from under the desk! TAP TAP TAP-CLACK TAP TAP TAP Hmm? This calculation seems to be taking a while? TAP TAP TAP-CLACK TAP TAP TAP “65 Billion sir!” A good deal? “ah fuck it we’re on Holiday.”
Back in the hotel room 2 hours later and readers, it was not a good deal. “thing is love, the exchange rate i……”
