4 days later

“Honestly, I’m 35 years old.”
“Gwen fuck yourself, love, last time you saw 35 it was on the results of your IQ test!”

I love this topic. If the universe is the size we are told it is, then there is precisely 0% chance that we are the only life in it. Will we ever have the technology to get out of our own solar system to go and find it though?

Anyone watch the brian cox series recently where he revisited shows he has made over the last decade? It’s a great watch.

    -si- Anyone watch the brian cox series recently where he revisited shows he has made over the last decade?

    I didn’t Si.

    Hope that helps.

      Dem’s da skills, edward.

      8 days later

      Surely the debate is closed now. Gwen has revealed the truth, and had a lovely time with our Alien friends.

      The Sunday Sport get some amazing breaking news stories, the rest of the worlds journalists are way behind

      Hursty lol it is absolutely perfect that Will Heard, CIA agent turned congressman, is one of the two people feature in that picture.

        @Hursty this is surely going to be one of the most watered down reports ever. If they came out and said “we’re proper worried that these things are buzzing our aircraft carriers and we can’t do anything about it”, Joe Bloggs will go into meltdown!

        It’ll probably read something like “we’ve officially seen these things, might be ours, might not. Nothing’s happened so no cause for alarm.”

          Millsy It’ll be about as subtle as they can get. Time is up on the “deny everything” front!

          Might be time to start buying shares in tin foil manufacturers.

            People still don’t seem to be taking this seriously.

            How many poor women getting bummed behind Farmfoods by aliens will it take?

              If the alines don’t land in central park, and say ‘take me to your leader’, they can fuck off. I don’t want to be visited by aliens that don’t have a sense of humour and haven’t bothered to do the research on our culture. I demand a better class of alien visitor.

                Mad_Cyril Is right! These fuckers traveling mind boggling distances through time and space to imitate a badly filmed weather balloon can fuck off.

                  There are at least 2 aliens amongst our JC fam! M I Rite?

                  mono-stereo People still don’t seem to be taking this seriously.

                  How many poor women getting bummed behind Farmfoods by aliens will it take?

                  Lol!