Aliens

ScottBailey

LT42 they could have at least admitted that Joe Biden is not from this planet, and is most probably one of the ‘Tall Whites’. Would at least explain some of his faculty deficiencies.

Mad_Cyril

LT42 ..checks toast

LT42

I’ve a theory that Elon Musk’s long winded and boring attempt to convince us that Mars is our new home, is a convoluted plan to get us all up there so he can feed us to his overlords. I’ve no evidence yet but when I hear him talking about Mars he always seems to lick his lips and his eyes roll in his head. Maybe he’s just a sound alien but I haven’t finished my thesis yet.

ScottBailey

LT42 definitely something about him that invokes suspicion!

Old-Dutch

Was Jesus an alien?

Born by an immaculate conception.

Sent down from an omnipotent being to save us earthlings?

Performing miracles that no man could do?

I’m onto something here

LT42

Old-Dutch defo on the right track, Dutchy. This Mohammed fella aswell flying around on a winged horse looking for virgins. I haven’t closed the book on deviant aliens either, all this probing and rohypnol related memory loss. Its staring us in the face ffs.

ScottBailey

Old-Dutch I’m onto something here

Reckon you are too 👽🛸

Hursty

He has a point

LT42

Hursty pilots don’t use iPhones to track targets, Hursty. He actually has a very stupid point.

Hursty

LT42 I think the point is more regarding to the technology on board modern military planes.

I think we all know how good the optics are on these planes, they have been extraordinarily good for decades, yet every time we get a UFO pic its like it was taken in WW2.

LT42

Hursty the simple answer is the optics onboard an F-18a are not for civilian use, they aren’t in colour, and they’re designed to track targets at high speeds. So the point is moot.
Also to add to that: the targets were tracked from kilometers away, they aren’t up close and therefore an iPhone doesn’t have the capability to see the target from that distance let alone focus on it.

Hursty

LT42 Maybe they should invest in an iphone camera for potential UFO sightings then ;-)

I know what you are saying, but we also know they have the capability to produce ridiculously detailed colour pictures if they wanted to

LT42

Hursty but we also know they have the capability to produce ridiculously detailed colour pictures if they wanted to

FLIR pods don’t produce colour photographs, Hursty. You might be thinking of satellite imagery or images from high altitude recon jets, but they don’t track targets at high speeds.

LT42

Any colour photos are immediately written off as fake anyway, there’s plenty out there, so I don’t see the point in the argument tbh.

iamdusted

When I was 12 and in my wanking prime I could time my climaxes right after Vasquez shouted ‘ Lets Rock !!! ’ when they landed on LV426.

I would get myself warmed up as soon as Hudson ran a bypass at the perimeter door and make sure I was pretty close when Apone took magazines from everyone.

I could do something similar on Goose and Mavericks first flyby in Top Gun.

SM001

iamdusted 🤣 🤣 🤣

mono-stereo

iamdusted 😆

-si-

iamdusted

Lol, was that in black and white or colour?

Mad_Cyril

-si-
Dusted comes in colours everywhere
He combs his hair
He’s like a rainbow

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