Lol. ’Turns out I’m the son of God, which was nice’

In fact dont. Probably not good to even think about it

Mad_Cyril Imagine being locked in a room with DT and Mr C?

Be better than locked in a room with you and Si.

    It’s the motherfuckin’ O-L-B (Ledge bants, motherfucker!)
    You know he’s mobbin’ with the T-R-A-B-Bs
    Straight off the fuckin’ streets of Hampton C.

      mono-stereo Not sure, which is why it’s such a thing if beauty. Could easily be a fake, yet somehow feels like it’s about right. Which speaks volumes.

        In fairness, bloke who drives a porcelain horse through a dance floor is easily capable of that post.

        Amps Yeah, it reads like a pastiche but he’s certainly capable of this kind of rant. I still remember that tirade about an Italian promoter surreptitiously recording one of his life-changing “sets”.

          mono-stereo There was a great one years back, where he went on a massive rant (hence my reference) to people not being able to ‘BE YOURSELF’ in his club anymore, and then went to set out a massive list of rules (such as no mobile phones on the dancefloor) that if followed would better allow everyone to truly BE THEMSELVES 😀 👍🤗

          Obviously I only joined his dtourism board to read this, having been alerted to it, and got hoyed off the board within seconds of being approved for writing a huge tirade in response calling him and his followers some kind of bizarre cult of weird cunts.

            bosstrabs It’s the motherfuckin’ O-L-B (Ledge bants, motherfucker!)
            You know he’s mobbin’ with the T-R-A-B-Bs
            Straight off the fuckin’ streets of Hampton C.

            You knowz it Dave!

            Isn’t Danny T right though?

            We should all BE OURSELVES.