Remember to BE YOURSELF 
Funny jokes and pics thread
Danny’s certainly doing that.
mono-stereo up there with perennial head melter, Flares.
Imagine being locked in a room with DT and Mr C?
In fact dont. Probably not good to even think about it
It’s the motherfuckin’ O-L-B (Ledge bants, motherfucker!)
You know he’s mobbin’ with the T-R-A-B-Bs
Straight off the fuckin’ streets of Hampton C.
mono-stereo Not sure, which is why it’s such a thing if beauty. Could easily be a fake, yet somehow feels like it’s about right. Which speaks volumes.
In fairness, bloke who drives a porcelain horse through a dance floor is easily capable of that post.
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Amps Yeah, it reads like a pastiche but he’s certainly capable of this kind of rant. I still remember that tirade about an Italian promoter surreptitiously recording one of his life-changing “sets”.
mono-stereo There was a great one years back, where he went on a massive rant (hence my reference) to people not being able to ‘BE YOURSELF’ in his club anymore, and then went to set out a massive list of rules (such as no mobile phones on the dancefloor) that if followed would better allow everyone to truly BE THEMSELVES 
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Obviously I only joined his dtourism board to read this, having been alerted to it, and got hoyed off the board within seconds of being approved for writing a huge tirade in response calling him and his followers some kind of bizarre cult of weird cunts.
bosstrabs what’s this in relation to?
Isn’t Danny T right though?
We should all BE OURSELVES.
mono-stereo dtourism site
MC, up yo bants!
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I am now 100% convinced that your keyboard, instead of being standard querty, is a custom special needs number.
Obviously massive, dribble proof keys, but instead of letters each has one of your tiny minded repetabants phrases on.
Is the only explanation for your lack of original content all these years