I must confess that, at the height of yesterday’s hangover, I would have sold my grandmother for a mashed potato or lasagna sandwich.

    A decent chip butty is about the only junk food I’ve ever seen northerners and southerners agree on the brilliance of.

    (everything else is contentious e.g. pie and peas vs pie, mash and liquor; chips and gravy vs chips and curry etc)

    Smallman1 Whenever I’ve had a chip butty it’s always been sans butter, natch.

    You can do that, if you wish.

      -si- You do not put sauce in a chip butty. For fuck sake, lads. Salt and vinegar only on the chips pre-butty.

      100%

        Smallman1

        -si-

        a few seconds ago

        You just said anyone over 30 eating one needs shot, you fucking penis. Make your mind up, Eddie, are you scrambling back to try and join the conversation again because no-one agreed with you or was your last chip butty over a decade ago?

            Lol, here he is, the absolute div that is Si.

            zackster

            Still not cracking my unassailable sandwiches RANKED from 2020. Grandma or no grandma.

              Smallman1 Whenever I’ve had a chip butty it’s always been sans butter,

              Just fuck off and tie your neck in a knot!

                  -si-
                  He was doing bants Si.

                  Eddies rapier-like wit, searing self-awareness and abnormally low IQ can be difficult to recalibrate to after a board break.

                    Melted butter oozing out of the sandwich is part of the whole process. A spicy ketchup is also a great addition.

                    Amps Just fuck off and tie your neck in a knot!

                    @-si- See, Amps is perfectly calibrated

                      Would like to see Grant order a Sourdough Chip Butty in his Dad’s boozer

                        Best ENGLISH bread?

                        Warburton’s.

                        Sourdough is generally rank I thought. Used to add an extra 3 quid to an artisan sandwich that you’d need jaws like a fuckin pitbull to eat.

                        Ed’s the forum’s very own banthrax virus. Kills all craic with a few taps on his smartphone keypad. The fucking idiot.

                        Are you going to tell us when your last chip butty was, Eddie? Did you have proper bread or ryvita? Home made chips or French fries like that other weapon suggested?