-si- You do not put sauce in a chip butty. For fuck sake, lads. Salt and vinegar only on the chips pre-butty.

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    Smallman1

    -si-

    a few seconds ago

    You just said anyone over 30 eating one needs shot, you fucking penis. Make your mind up, Eddie, are you scrambling back to try and join the conversation again because no-one agreed with you or was your last chip butty over a decade ago?

        Lol, here he is, the absolute div that is Si.

        zackster

        Still not cracking my unassailable sandwiches RANKED from 2020. Grandma or no grandma.

          Smallman1 Whenever I’ve had a chip butty it’s always been sans butter,

          Just fuck off and tie your neck in a knot!

              -si-
              He was doing bants Si.

              Eddies rapier-like wit, searing self-awareness and abnormally low IQ can be difficult to recalibrate to after a board break.

                Melted butter oozing out of the sandwich is part of the whole process. A spicy ketchup is also a great addition.

                Amps Just fuck off and tie your neck in a knot!

                @-si- See, Amps is perfectly calibrated

                  Would like to see Grant order a Sourdough Chip Butty in his Dad’s boozer

                    Best ENGLISH bread?

                    Warburton’s.

                    Sourdough is generally rank I thought. Used to add an extra 3 quid to an artisan sandwich that you’d need jaws like a fuckin pitbull to eat.

                    Ed’s the forum’s very own banthrax virus. Kills all craic with a few taps on his smartphone keypad. The fucking idiot.

                    Are you going to tell us when your last chip butty was, Eddie? Did you have proper bread or ryvita? Home made chips or French fries like that other weapon suggested?

                    A freshly made batch loaf, to slice at home. Proper Irish butter, no substitute. Home made, thick cut chips, salt and vinegar added. Bish, bash and bosh.

                      -si- I like the Irish and their produce but nothing Irish and widely available bears Lurpak

                        In fact, I will go one further and say Irish dairy products are generally bland.

                        You can all fuck off with your ’ooh Kerrygold Irish cheddar, it’s the best!' too, what you’ve done is taken the most popular (thus inevitably blandest, because the public are fucking stupid philistines generally) English cheese and made it even ‘creamier’, sorry, blander/less offensive.

                        (to redress the balance, I will say the components of an Irish breakfast I have had, such as locally-produced sausages etc seem to be very good, and of course soda bread)

                          It’s OK, dave. We are all entitled to our own opinions, buddy. Think you’re getting a bit confused re the cheeses. I bought an amazing selection of Irish cheeses for nye. Not a cheddar in sight. We make some exceptional cheese.

                          We are digressing here. Need to complete the chip butty debate and put it to bed.

                            My last chip butty was years ago Si, years.

                            I’m not sure what your point is, fairly sure it will be a stupid one though.