bosstrabs A decent chip butty is about the only junk food I’ve ever seen northerners and southerners agree on the brilliance of. (everything else is contentious e.g. pie and peas vs pie, mash and liquor; chips and gravy vs chips and curry etc)
bosstrabs Smallman1 Whenever I’ve had a chip butty it’s always been sans butter, natch. You can do that, if you wish.
-si- Smallman1 -si- a few seconds ago You just said anyone over 30 eating one needs shot, you fucking penis. Make your mind up, Eddie, are you scrambling back to try and join the conversation again because no-one agreed with you or was your last chip butty over a decade ago?
Amps Smallman1 Whenever I’ve had a chip butty it’s always been sans butter, Just fuck off and tie your neck in a knot!
Along_the_Wire -si- You do not put sauce in a chip butty. For fuck sake, lads. Salt and vinegar only on the chips pre-butty. 100%
Mad_Cyril -si- He was doing bants Si. Eddies rapier-like wit, searing self-awareness and abnormally low IQ can be difficult to recalibrate to after a board break.
jonattonyeah zackster Still not cracking my unassailable sandwiches RANKED from 2020. Grandma or no grandma.
LT42 Melted butter oozing out of the sandwich is part of the whole process. A spicy ketchup is also a great addition.
Along_the_Wire Mad_Cyril LOL - I’d get told to fuck off to the Subway across the road. Bringing shame on the McKay family name as I go.
LT42 Sourdough is generally rank I thought. Used to add an extra 3 quid to an artisan sandwich that you’d need jaws like a fuckin pitbull to eat.
-si- Ed’s the forum’s very own banthrax virus. Kills all craic with a few taps on his smartphone keypad. The fucking idiot. Are you going to tell us when your last chip butty was, Eddie? Did you have proper bread or ryvita? Home made chips or French fries like that other weapon suggested?
-si- A freshly made batch loaf, to slice at home. Proper Irish butter, no substitute. Home made, thick cut chips, salt and vinegar added. Bish, bash and bosh.
bosstrabs -si- I like the Irish and their produce but nothing Irish and widely available bears Lurpak